Monday, February 19, 2024

Sunday, February 18, 2024

The Sunday Funnies

I loved the Sweet Valley Twins series as a kid.  Recently I picked up a few of the books for Dorothy.  She was chatting about the main characters, Elizabeth and Jessica, and she referenced The Sixers, which turns out to be the school newspaper.  When I asked what The Sixers was, Dorothy fussed, "Mom!  Didn't you say you read these!?!"

I went into Dorothy's room to wake her up the morning after the Grammys.  She was just a blue lump, 100% covered by blankets.  "Last night, Taylor Swift got two awards and announced that she is releasing an album on April 19," I told the lump.  Was it awake?  A moment passed.  "A re-release or a new album?" the lump gruffed.

Dorothy explained, "At school they've made fractions easier for us because we all lived through Covid." "Oh," I replied, "so the math that kids usually do at the beginning of third grade, you're doing closer to the end of third grade?" "No," Dorothy clarified, "they're just making the fractions easier because we all lived through Covid."

Dorothy was reading a book about manners. "One thing the book doesn't cover," Dorothy told me, "is what to do if you meet a famous person like Taylor Swift. Should you go up to her and talk, or give her privacy?"

Taylor Swift sings, "My drug is my baby; I'll be using for the rest of my life." Dorothy expressed some concern as to whether Taylor has done drugs. I explained that she is saying that she is obsessed with her baby the way that some people are obsessed with drugs. "So she means 'My baby is my drug,'" Dorothy concluded.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Friday, February 16, 2024

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Sunday, February 4, 2024

The Sunday Funny

Dorothy was poised to make a clever observation about Taylor Swift.  "Mama, you're gonna want this in The Sunday Funnies," she told me.  "Get ready to write it down."

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Monday, January 29, 2024

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Saturday, January 27, 2024

44!

Friday, January 26, 2024

Sunday, January 21, 2024

The Sunday Funny

Dorothy has been writing a play she calls Drama: The Musical.  She worked hard on typing out the script.  Much of it involves the phrase "indistinct chatter."

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Circus Acts

 

gifts were given

wigs were worn

food was eaten

cannons were shot

poses were struck

trains were boarded

church clothes were packed

cars were lined-up

feet were bubbled

crafts were crafted

movies were watched

tattoos were tatted

performers performed

babies watched Big Daddy instead

games were played

jumps were made

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Sunday, January 7, 2024

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Girl Scout Cookies for sale!

 



Girl Scout cookies for sale!

$5 per box.  We will deliver if you're local, and you can pay with Venmo, Paypal, cash, or check.  If you want to pay with credit card or have your cookies shipped, Dorothy has a website for that:  https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/dorothy516643

Our first deadline is January 10.

Monday, January 1, 2024

2024!

 



Sunday, December 31, 2023

The Sunday Funny

Hearing Dorothy interpret Taylor Swift lyrics is endlessly fun!

In her song Mean, Taylor slings an insult at a critic:

And I can see you years from now in a bar

Talking over a football game

With that same big loud opinion

I remarked that Taylor was using the image of the man watching football in a bar to look down on him, but that she is now dating an NFL player and attending games herself.

Dorothy defended Taylor:  "She's looking down on him because he's talking over a football game, and the other people can't hear the game."

Saturday, December 30, 2023

Thursday, December 28, 2023

Wednesday, December 27, 2023