Friday, August 11, 2017
Thursday, August 10, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Monday, August 7, 2017
Sunday, August 6, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy: Mama, I washed my hands! Now I can watch the movie and touch things!
Mom: You need to go back to bed. I will check on you in five minutes.**
Dorothy runs back to her bedroom, and loud fake crying begins.**
Dorothy appears again in the living room: I need a Kleenex to dry up my tears because I am crying.
Dorothy consistently uses the word "simply" to mean "accidentally":**
"I simply tripped on the carpet."**
"You simply gave me blue instead of red."**
"I simply spilled my milk."
Brian turned the kitchen island after mopping the floor, and the next day, Dorothy circled the island, saying, "Now where is that little door that leads to the play-doh?"
Brian was reading a picture book in Spanish. Dorothy told him, "No, say the right words."
Mom: You need to go back to bed. I will check on you in five minutes.**
Dorothy runs back to her bedroom, and loud fake crying begins.**
Dorothy appears again in the living room: I need a Kleenex to dry up my tears because I am crying.
Dorothy consistently uses the word "simply" to mean "accidentally":**
"I simply tripped on the carpet."**
"You simply gave me blue instead of red."**
"I simply spilled my milk."
Brian turned the kitchen island after mopping the floor, and the next day, Dorothy circled the island, saying, "Now where is that little door that leads to the play-doh?"
Brian was reading a picture book in Spanish. Dorothy told him, "No, say the right words."
Saturday, August 5, 2017
Friday, August 4, 2017
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
Monday, July 31, 2017
Sunday, July 30, 2017
The Sunday Funnies: School Edition
Here are a few phrases Dorothy seems to have picked up at school:**
Be quick and quiet!**
This is not a time for fun and games.**
The friends are waiting on you!**
Red light means stop talking.**
When I picked Dorothy up from school, the teacher was reading a book to the children.**
After we left I asked Dorothy: I saw that you were sitting in a chair next to the teacher, and the other kids were sitting in chairs in the circle. What was the story?**
Dorothy: It was about dinosaurs.
Be quick and quiet!**
This is not a time for fun and games.**
The friends are waiting on you!**
Red light means stop talking.**
When I picked Dorothy up from school, the teacher was reading a book to the children.**
After we left I asked Dorothy: I saw that you were sitting in a chair next to the teacher, and the other kids were sitting in chairs in the circle. What was the story?**
Dorothy: It was about dinosaurs.
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Friday, July 28, 2017
Thursday, July 27, 2017
I dressed Dorothy for school this morning and she said:
"My friends are going to be surprised when they see me in these funny pants."
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Sunday, July 23, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Sarah: Let's read this book. It's called "The Shoemaker and the Elves".**
Dorothy: And "the Wife".
Dorothy, thinking back to October: Why Daddy crashed his car to pieces?**
Sarah: It was scary, I bet.**
Dorothy: I cried.**
Sarah: You weren't even there in the car when it happened.**
Dorothy: I cried at home.
Dorothy: Mom, can you spray that and give me a paper towel so I can Windowdex it?
Dorothy: You are the Cat in the Hat.**
Sarah: Okay, Sally.**
Dorothy: Can you say something Cat in the Hat-ty?
Dorothy, referencing Jane in Mary Poppins: Jane's dad said put money in the bank, but we put it in the fountain.
Sarah: We are going to Chipotle for lunch.**
Dorothy: I would like chips.**
Sarah: Okay.**
Dorothy: And I will need something for dipping.**
Sarah: Okay.**
Dorothy: And I will choose it.
Dorothy: And "the Wife".
Dorothy, thinking back to October: Why Daddy crashed his car to pieces?**
Sarah: It was scary, I bet.**
Dorothy: I cried.**
Sarah: You weren't even there in the car when it happened.**
Dorothy: I cried at home.
Dorothy: Mom, can you spray that and give me a paper towel so I can Windowdex it?
Dorothy: You are the Cat in the Hat.**
Sarah: Okay, Sally.**
Dorothy: Can you say something Cat in the Hat-ty?
Dorothy, referencing Jane in Mary Poppins: Jane's dad said put money in the bank, but we put it in the fountain.
Sarah: We are going to Chipotle for lunch.**
Dorothy: I would like chips.**
Sarah: Okay.**
Dorothy: And I will need something for dipping.**
Sarah: Okay.**
Dorothy: And I will choose it.
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