Friday, September 7, 2018

Monday, September 3, 2018

Sunday, September 2, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

We like to taste the flavors of Skittles.  Recently, I gave Dorothy M&Ms, and she tasted each color and let me know the following:
Red is red apple.
Green is lime.
Orange is orange.
Yellow is lemon.
Brown is chocolate chip.
Blue is all the flavors mixed together.

I love hearing Dorothy's language come together.  She filled a cup until it was overflowing with water, and said, "Oops.  I think I need fewer water."

I guess I don't dress up enough.  I donned a dress and jewelry for an event on Monday evening.  Dorothy wouldn't quit saying, "Mom, you look so beautiful.  Your dress looks beautiful.  Your earrings look beautiful.  Your shoes look beautiful.  Your eyes look beautiful."  The next morning, snuggling in pajamas and with nothing on the agenda that day, Dorothy woke me from bed with the request, "Mom, you looked so beautiful yesterday.  Can you wear that same outfit again today?"

We were playing camping and I took out Dorothy's magnetic fishing pole and fish.  She told me, "We can catch these but we aren't going to eat them.  These are 'Up Fish'.  We can catch them because they can live up out of water."

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Friday, August 31, 2018

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Monday, August 27, 2018

Sunday, August 26, 2018

We love Andrew

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy and I were cuddling on the couch, and she licked me and meowed.  It clicked with me that this must be what goes on when Dorothy "plays kitty cat" with her friend on the school playground.  "Dorothy," I asked, "when you play kitty cat with Rye, do you lick her?"  "No," Dorothy said.  "She licks me."

We read a version of Sleeping Beauty where the uninvited fairy put a curse on the baby.  Dorothy said, "The fairy would not have done that curse if only they had invited her."  I asked, "What do you think she would have given the baby if she had been invited?" and Dorothy replied, "A pretty pacifier."

Dorothy:  My arms don't move together but my eyes do.  Why?

Pandora radio was playing and Dorothy said, "That's funny that there's an Octopus's Garden."  I said, "This song is by The Beatles, the same band that played the other song you liked, Yellow Submarine."  She said, "That's funny that this is really from A Bug's Life."

Brian, reading a short story about Bambi:  I don't think I've ever seen Bambi.
Dorothy:  That's because he's pretend.

Dorothy's fork fell to the floor.  I said, "Be careful with your forks."  "Why?" she asked.  "When your fork falls on the floor, it makes the fork dirty, and it makes the floor dirty, and it creates work for me when I have to pick it up," I said as I leaned over to pick up the fork.  "It's only short work," she said.

I let the air out of a pool toy.  Dorothy found it, brought it to me, and said, "Look!  It's deflated."  I said, "Oh, it looks like the plug opened.  It's okay.  I can blow it up again.  Also, sweetie, 'deflated' is a great word."  She said, "Mom, lots of people say 'deflated'."

Thursday, August 23, 2018

Aunt Susan and Uncle Don stopped by for a nice visit in Savannah

Here are the ladies at the Botanical Gardens on a surprisingly temperate evening

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Monday, August 20, 2018

Welcome, Andrew Marvin Lasseter!

Born August 20
3:07 pm
8 lb 1 oz
20.5 in
Proud parents Daniel and Valerie and big sister Alina

Sunday, August 19, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

I asked Dorothy what sort of fun she had at Gram & Big Daddy's house.  She said, "Gram doesn't exactly play with me.  She watches me play.  When I have a little girl one day, I will exactly play with her."

I complained after driving Dorothy to school, "We caught all the red lights."  Dorothy said, "We caught all the green ones, too."

Dorothy loves letters and got very excited to learn that "knife" begins with a silent Kk.  Now she wants to know if everything is silent -- "Does apple have a silent Aa?  Does Dorothy have a silent Yy?"

A few months ago when I took Dorothy to the YMCA pool only to find out that it was closed, she cried and I took her to get a treat at Pelican's Snoballs instead.  This week again we got to the Y and the pool was closed; she said calmly, "That's okay.  We can go to Pelican's Snoballs."

Dorothy loves babies.  She's not so good at catching and throwing balls.  We were gently tossing a basketball and she was jumping back and flinching.  Finally I told her that the ball is a baby, and she needed to reach out and catch that baby.  It worked like a charm.

Saturday, August 18, 2018