Friday, May 8, 2020

The puddle that looks like an animal

Dorothy (the photographer) selected this picture for the blog

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Sunday, May 3, 2020

The Sunday Funnies (The Science Edition)

Dorothy asked, "If a lizard is on water, will it turn clear?"

She also wants to know if lightning gets wet.

Somehow I asked the difference between a frog and a toad; Dorothy told me that a toad is an old frog.

Dorothy looked at a book that had drawings of Adam and Eve, and then asked, "If Adam and Eve looked like that, then how were the first black and brown people born?

I have explained involuntary muscles, which Dorothy now refers to as "unvolunteering".

Dorothy asked me to read a book about space for quite a long time; I thought it was a bit above our heads but she kept urging me on.  Later, I overheard her tell Brian, "That book has a chapter on every planet, and I didn't understand anything it said!"

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Homemade Chutes & Ladders

If you could study the board, you'd see that rolling a #1 on your first turn will take you right to the winner's square.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Sunday, April 26, 2020

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy has a book with stories of "radical women".  One story was about a child born as a boy who liked wearing dresses and wanted to be a girl.  Dorothy asked why he was included in the book.  I said, "Maybe he asked, 'Please, pretty please, put me in the book.'"  "Oh, I get it," Dorothy responded knowingly, "pretty..."

We've been watching a yoga show for kids on YouTube.  The first day's story was about the Wizard of Oz, which might have subconsciously influenced Dorothy's repetition of "namaste" as "witches never stay."

On this yoga show, the host is in front of a green screen with a background of the day's theme (such as the Land of Oz or the Frozen castle).  Today, she was standing in a garish, cartoonish living room, and with coronavirus on her mind, Dorothy said, "Oh, this time she's doing it at her home!"

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Friday, April 24, 2020

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Sunday, April 19, 2020

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was making rhyming sentences, like "'It's me!' said the tea."  "'Let's cook!' said the cook," she added.  I told her that the sentence didn't rhyme because it used the exact same word twice, and she said, "Yes, the same word, but in a different way."

A YouTube video taught Dorothy the joke about what has a head and a tail but no body (a coin).  I teased her and asked what has a tail but no head and no body (a kite).  She thought for a while and then added, "What has a head but no tail and no body?  An emoji!"

We heard news about the possibility of sports being reopened sans spectators.  Dorothy posed that baseball would be a good sport to open, since the players just throw the ball to each other, and they wear gloves.

"Go to bed now," I said.  "Daddy and I are going to watch a grown-up movie."  "I don't like it when you leave me out, " Dorothy whined.

We were reading a book that included the words "knock knock knock".  "How does that say 'knock'," Dorothy asked, "but there's a silent Kk?"