Saturday, April 14, 2018
Friday, April 13, 2018
Thursday, April 12, 2018
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Dorothy's first color-by-number
I colored the key, gave her instructions, and left her to it. She sort of got it.
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
Monday, April 9, 2018
Sunday, April 8, 2018
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy: Crap. Crap. Crap crap crap.
Sarah: "Crap" is a bad-habit word, like "stupid". So, don't say it at school, and if you, Daddy, or I say it at home, let's remind each other that it's a bad habit. I don't think you knew that. There are lots of bad-habit words.
Dorothy: Can you tell me all the bad-habit words?
Standing at the Redbox with Dorothy: When is the movie gonna slide right out?
Dorothy: Dogs don't hatch from eggs. They hatch from mothers.
Sarah: What should we pack for our picnic?
Dorothy: Yogurt and carrot spoons.
Sarah: What are carrot spoons?
Dorothy: They are spoons made out of carrots that Dad makes for me when he forgets to pack a spoon for our picnic.
Dorothy: The crayon broke so I peeled off the ribbon. (wrapper)
Dorothy: Elsa, make some ice mountains.
Sarah: Dorothy, I'm tired of playing pretend.
Dorothy: You mean "Anna".
Watching Snow White, when the vultures are circling above the cottage where the Wicked Queen is about to poison Snow White: Those big birds want to eat the poison apple.
Sarah: "Crap" is a bad-habit word, like "stupid". So, don't say it at school, and if you, Daddy, or I say it at home, let's remind each other that it's a bad habit. I don't think you knew that. There are lots of bad-habit words.
Dorothy: Can you tell me all the bad-habit words?
Standing at the Redbox with Dorothy: When is the movie gonna slide right out?
Dorothy: Dogs don't hatch from eggs. They hatch from mothers.
Sarah: What should we pack for our picnic?
Dorothy: Yogurt and carrot spoons.
Sarah: What are carrot spoons?
Dorothy: They are spoons made out of carrots that Dad makes for me when he forgets to pack a spoon for our picnic.
Dorothy: The crayon broke so I peeled off the ribbon. (wrapper)
Dorothy: Elsa, make some ice mountains.
Sarah: Dorothy, I'm tired of playing pretend.
Dorothy: You mean "Anna".
Watching Snow White, when the vultures are circling above the cottage where the Wicked Queen is about to poison Snow White: Those big birds want to eat the poison apple.
Saturday, April 7, 2018
Friday, April 6, 2018
Thursday, April 5, 2018
Wednesday, April 4, 2018
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Monday, April 2, 2018
Sunday, April 1, 2018
The Easter Sunday Funnies
Watching Cinderella: Mom, did you know that some people marry princes, and some people marry dads?
I decided that Dorothy can have a morning chore, which is throwing away her pull-up in a grocery sack. I walked her through the steps the first morning -- take a bag out of the closet, put the pull-up inside, and twist. On the second morning, I asked her how it went. She said, "I picked the bag that I wanted the most -- the one that was holding all the other bags."
At the mall we saw a kiosk with Disney character t-shirts. Dorothy walked around the kiosk, naming the characters: from Frozen, Anna; from Beauty and the Beast, Belle; from Alice in Wonderland, "Allison."
At bedtime: My ear hurts. Can I have an ice pack? Also, can I have the heating pad in case the ice makes my ear cold?
I decided that Dorothy can have a morning chore, which is throwing away her pull-up in a grocery sack. I walked her through the steps the first morning -- take a bag out of the closet, put the pull-up inside, and twist. On the second morning, I asked her how it went. She said, "I picked the bag that I wanted the most -- the one that was holding all the other bags."
At the mall we saw a kiosk with Disney character t-shirts. Dorothy walked around the kiosk, naming the characters: from Frozen, Anna; from Beauty and the Beast, Belle; from Alice in Wonderland, "Allison."
At bedtime: My ear hurts. Can I have an ice pack? Also, can I have the heating pad in case the ice makes my ear cold?
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Friday, March 30, 2018
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
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