Saturday, February 20, 2021
Friday, February 19, 2021
School for the Gifted
Dorothy went to school this week to take a standardized test for admittance to the gifted program. When I picked her up, I asked how the day went. She complained, "I can't believe that you dressed me in a sweater. I was so hot all day!" It was a zip-up cardigan sweater over her uniform.
Thursday, February 18, 2021
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Monday, February 15, 2021
Sunday, February 14, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
For Valentine's week Dorothy's teacher was talking about hearts, and she asked each child what makes his heart beat fast. One after another, the kids gave examples of exercise: running, gymnastics, spinning around. Dorothy went last. "Doing XtraMath," she said. This is her school's timed computer game about math facts.
Dorothy has been making up her own jokes lately:
What's a cat's favorite food?
A purr-nip
What did the nutcracker say when someone made it laugh?
You crack me up
Saturday, February 13, 2021
Friday, February 12, 2021
Thursday, February 11, 2021
Monday, February 8, 2021
Sunday, February 7, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
We were watching a YouTube video called "Jelle's Marble Runs." The set-up is a course for a marble run, filmed and narrated as though you're watching a live sporting event. There are even stands full of fans (marbles). It's surprisingly engaging. At the end of a series of races, the marbles ascended stairs in stop-motion, carrying a tealight Olympic torch, up to the winner's podium. "They must be so proud," Dorothy observed.
Dorothy likes soft-boiled eggs, and the eggs we usually buy are brown. We happened to buy white eggs, and when I picked-up an egg and cracked it, Dorothy said, "I thought those eggs were already peeled!"
Dorothy appeared in the living room from bed. "If I had three people in my heart, Willa would have one-quarter of my heart, you would have one quarter and one-half of one quarter of my heart, and Dad would have one quarter and one-half of one quarter of my heart."
Saturday, February 6, 2021
Friday, February 5, 2021
Thursday, February 4, 2021
Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Tuesday, February 2, 2021
Monday, February 1, 2021
Sunday, January 31, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy is sort of anxious by nature. Now that she's reading, I keep having to play-down the warnings on all her objects -- the toys, her bicycle, the inside of her helmet. The helmet should not be used for climbing or diving.
Dorothy's art class was looking at a painting depicting a baptism in a river. "The person is walking into the water to be baptized," the teacher said. Dorothy was surprised, so I added that at some baptisms, instead of pouring water over the head, people will be baptized in a river or big tub. "And they already could walk?" she asked.