Sunday, March 7, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

An online school assignment showed Dorothy three pictures:  a shattered dinner plate, a glass of spilled milk, and a burned piece of pizza.  She was supposed to talk about which one sounded the worst to her.  She identified the images as:  "a broken glass plate, milk spilled on a wooden floor, and getting mold on your pizza."

One of Dorothy's podcasts talked about the concept of unconscious bias.  Dorothy brings this up about once a week in her own way, such as, "The way I put this leprechaun over here and that leprechaun with the shamrock over there is an example of unconscious bias."

We were discussing the Pledge of Allegiance, and Dorothy noted that it's boring to say the same thing over and over in school every day, "Plus, I didn't even know that a pledge was a promise, so I didn't know that I was making a promise."

I ordered a random chapter book at Dorothy's level from the library, and I was surprised that she wasn't diving into it.  Then one night I saw her reading chapter ten intensely.  I said I didn't realize that she had been reading the book at all.  "I haven't read it," she said.  "The first chapter looked boring.  So I read the best-looking chapter to see if it's good, and it is good, so I'm going to read the book now."

We were kicking a soccer ball, and Dorothy complained, "I want to kick it straight, but I keep kicking it diangular."

Dorothy likes to play with her words and create spoonerisms, where you transpose the first sounds of two words.  This makes us giggle when she crosses words like "slime" and "putty."

Dorothy told me that Aaron is her favorite boy at school.  "He's my favorite boy friend," she said.  "What do you like about him?" I asked.  She answered, "He laughs when I try to do funny things."

Brian took a book off the shelf and said, "Dorothy, you might like this book.  It's called Questions Children Ask."  "And answers?" Dorothy offered hopefully.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Monday, March 1, 2021

Sunday, February 28, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

I pointed out a beautifully blooming Japanese magnolia tree.  Dorothy quipped, "If they were selling that tree, roots and all, we'd buy it!"

"Mom, elephants are lucky.  Wanna know why?  They can give themselves a shower with their trunks, and if they want to look at their noses, they don't have to hurt their eyes."

Before I dropped Dorothy at school on her first day back, I told her that I was going to ask her a thousand questions when she got home.  For the next two days, whenever there was a quiet moment, Dorothy would prompt me, "Now about those thousand questions..."

Dorothy's thinking is getting very meticulous.  On her first day back to school, I asked her to count the kids in her class and let me know how many kids are in her group, Cohort B.  After a moment she said, "Well, I won't actually know how many kids are in Cohort B if somebody doesn't come to school today."

Brian was sitting in Dorothy's room, reading a very long chapter to Dorothy from an Oz book.  Dorothy was playing with toys on her floor, and, totally in the zone, she stood up and accidentally instructed her dad to, "Hey Google, stop."

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Hittin' the books

Today was the first day back at in-person school (hybrid).

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Monday, February 22, 2021

Sunday, February 21, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy hasn't studied telling time in school yet, but she has some flashcards and one card asks questions about time.  She read the question and then ran to her room, and then returned, confused.  "The front of the card says 'It was 2:30 fifteen minutes ago; what time is it now?'  So I checked the time, and the back of the card says '2:45,' but it's 3:30 right now."

I was curious about a standardized test Dorothy took at school, and I asked if it was on the computer or if she used pencil.  "We used pencil in a book," she said.  "Oh, like a workbook?" I asked.  "Yes," she said, "but it didn't have an answer key in the back."

Dorothy and a friend were looking for four-leaf clovers.  Her friend pulled up a handful, including roots, and Dorothy fussed, "You unplugged 'em!"

We were reading a children's book about Anne Frank, and it ends on an uplifting note with a drawing of children everywhere reading copies of her diary.  "They're all reading the same book," Dorothy observed.  "Yes, it's Anne Frank's diary," I told her.  "How are they all reading her diary at the same time?" Dorothy asked.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Friday, February 19, 2021

School for the Gifted

Dorothy went to school this week to take a standardized test for admittance to the gifted program.  When I picked her up, I asked how the day went.  She complained, "I can't believe that you dressed me in a sweater.  I was so hot all day!"  It was a zip-up cardigan sweater over her uniform.


 

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Monday, February 15, 2021