Sunday, January 14, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Sarah:  My alarm clock is going off.
Dorothy:  On.  It's going on.

About two friends at school:
Wren and Brynn are twins.  They have two mommies.  [not true]
Brynn has a Peppa Pig backpack because she was Peppa Pig for Halloween.  Wren has a stripe backpack because she was a stripe for Halloween.

Sarah:  Be careful spinning - you might fall down.
[Dorothy falls.]
Dorothy:  That's not because I was dizzy.  That's because our house was spinning around.